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| Shes so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.... more
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| Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?Man: It did for a while - then it f... more
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| 3. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly arent you?, Ive never... more
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| 4. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the worldWhat was I wearing ?... more
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| 5. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. I thought it was love at first sight, said... more
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| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.... more
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| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have don... more
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| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldnt find a cran... more
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| 9. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Fred keeps telling me that hes going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And youve been eng... more
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| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mothers ear.Johnny, how ma... more
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