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| Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but youll have to wash yourself.... more
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| Adam: How did Mummy know you hadnt had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, Oh, God, are you still in... more
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| 5. | Category: Bath jokes |
| How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bath jokes |
| What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !... more
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| 7. | Category: Bath jokes |
| What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ?The scum of the earth !... more
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| 8. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: Ill run the bath then.Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says "to be taken i... more
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| 9. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Are you going to take a bath? No, Im leaving it where it is.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bath jokes |
| What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !... more
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