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| May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ?Jay: I think hes one of the drawbacks !... more
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| My mother says I look just like an animal when Im in the bath - a little bear.... more
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| Adam: How did Mummy know you hadnt had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.... more
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| Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed... more
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| How do you know that theres a monster in your bath? You cant get the shower curtain closed.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but youll have to wash yourself.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.... more
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| Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night !Ed: You were? What did you do ?Ned: I took a bath !... more
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| Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !... more
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| Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time Id drunk the bath t... more
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