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| Whats the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.... more
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| Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!... more
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| Teacher: Tommy Russell, youre late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. Its my bus - its always coming late. Teacher: Well, if its... more
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| Which end of a bus is it best to get off?It doesnt matter. Both ends stop.... more
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| What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I dont know but it could always get a seat on a bus!... more
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| Q: What is a bus ?A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.... more
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| Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect well pick up speed now youre getting off!... more
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| Why didnt anyone take the school bus to school?I wouldnt fit through the door.... more
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| Have you seen the bus website?Yes - its just the ticket!... more
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| 10. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!... more
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