| 1. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two sho... more
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| 2. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| "Shhaaayyy, buddy, whats a Breathalyzer?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool."Well, Id have to say that... more
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| 3. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man walks into a Kansas bar with his golden retriever. "Hey," says the bartender, "No dogs allowed in the bar." "Oh pl... more
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| 4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The... more
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| 5. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge wh... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The mans tie was stained, his face was pl... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man walks in to a bar and says to the bartenter " Give me twenty shots of your best singlemalt scotch quick!"] The bar... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?""No."A few minutes later... more
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| 10. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. Im so mad, I... more
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