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| What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.... more
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| Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephants milk. Whose baby was it? The e... more
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| My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as hes healthy.... more
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| Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).... more
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| A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Mum had only... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Little Johnny s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Fred: My mums having a new baby. Drew: Whats wrong with the old one?... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because its a nappy time.... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Q: Whats brown and in a babys diaper? A: Michael Jacksons hand !!... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Q: Whats pink and red and cant turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.... more
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