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| What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.... more
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| What was the policemans babys first words ?Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephants milk. Whose baby was it? The e... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Do you like your new baby sister? Shes all right. Do you play with her? No, and we cant even send her back because shes... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Little Johnny s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Biggers baby? Mrs Biggers baby, because hes a little Bigger.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.... more
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