|
|
Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | Baby jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 57 | | | | Joke: | A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family of skunks were walking the other way when the same 18-wheeler ran over all but one baby. The duck and the skunk finally met each other and the duck said, "Excuse me, my mom died down the road. Would you tell me what I am?" "Well", said the skunk "You have webbed feet, a beak, and feathers. You must be a duck." "Thanks" said the duck; then the skunk said, "My mom died down the road too, will you tell me what I am?" "Well", said the duck, "Your black, your white, & your moms dead, you must be O.J.s kid" | | | |
 Add to del.icio.us
 Digg this
 Reddit
|
|
More Baby Jokes:
|
| 1. | Category: Baby jokes  | | What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Wheres Pop Corn?... more
| | 2. | Category: Baby jokes | | Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.... more
| | 3. | Category: Baby jokes | | Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? Id much rather have a jelly baby.... more
| | 4. | Category: Baby jokes | | Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities"... more
| | 5. | Category: Baby jokes | | Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because its a nappy time.... more
| | 6. | Category: Baby jokes | | Q: Whats brown and in a babys diaper? A: Michael Jacksons hand !!... more
| | 7. | Category: Baby jokes | | Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become? A: An angel... more
| | 8. | Category: Baby jokes | | A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin... more
| | 9. | Category: Baby jokes | | Little Johnny s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived... more
| | 10. | Category: Baby jokes | | Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.... more
|
|
|
