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| How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.... more
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| Doctor, doctor, my babys swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.... more
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| Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Biggers baby? Mrs Biggers baby, because hes a little Bigger.... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.... more
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| When a baby is learning to eat, shouldnt he have an L-plate?... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?A cry for Alp !... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didnt push the pram - she pulled it.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What is a baby bee? A little humbug.... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Did you hear about Mrs Dimwits new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because i... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family... more
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