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| What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.... more
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| 2. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Knock knock. Whos there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes |
| How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why is a baby like an diamond? Because its a dear little thing.... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby cant carry the mother.... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become? A: An angel... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib?Daughter: You told me to change the baby.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Q: Whats brown and in a babys diaper? A: Michael Jacksons hand !!... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes |
| A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. Im all p... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didnt push the pram - she pulled it.... more
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