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| Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But thats the tenth one Ive given you tonight! Yes, but the bab... more
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| 2. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What does a baby computer call his father?Data.... more
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| What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I dont think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their b... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because its a nappy time.... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? Id much rather have a jelly baby.... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby cant carry the mother.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?Because they cant dress themselves.... more
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