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| A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Mum had only... more
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| 2. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes |
| A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because its a nappy time.... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Q: Whats pink and red and cant turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes |
| How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why is a baby like an diamond? Because its a dear little thing.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I dont think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their b... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What does a baby computer call his father?Data.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.... more
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