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| What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.... more
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| What is a baby bee? A little humbug.... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes |
| A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephants milk. Whose baby was it? The e... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Knock knock. Whos there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become? A: An angel... more
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| What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.... more
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