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| Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Biggers baby? Mrs Biggers baby, because hes a little Bigger.... more
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| Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby cant carry the mother.... more
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| When a baby is learning to eat, shouldnt he have an L-plate?... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. Im all p... more
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| Doctor, doctor, my babys swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because its a nappy time.... more
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| Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities"... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I dont think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their b... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin... more
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