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| How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didnt take it far enough into the woods.... more
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| What is a baby bee? A little humbug.... more
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| Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But thats the tenth one Ive given you tonight! Yes, but the bab... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Knock knock. Whos there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because its a nappy time.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didnt push the pram - she pulled it.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.... more
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