| 1. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Fred: My mums having a new baby. Drew: Whats wrong with the old one?... more
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| 2. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| It cant go on! It cant go on! What cant go on? This babys vest ? its too small for me.... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| I see the babys nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Cant you think of... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What is a baby bee? A little humbug.... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didnt take it far enough into the woods.... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Knock knock. Whos there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become? A: An angel... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.... more
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