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| Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.... more
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| Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Little Johnny s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as hes healthy.... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?Infantry !... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?Because they cant dress themselves.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because its a nappy time.... more
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