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| An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to all... more
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| Another flight Attendants comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaro... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Ant... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not?Pilot: Yes. Tower: Yes what??Pilot: Yes, SIR!... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valu... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, f... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign was kept l... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Pilot says: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free... more
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