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| "Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings..""OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"... more
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| Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year Fred would say, "Edna, Id like to ride in that ther... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Little boy to airline pilot: "Youre a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting." Pilot: "Not if I do it right."... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercialairliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to showup so... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York.... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Ant... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the... more
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| An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in an... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A mother and her son were flying "Southwest Airlines" from Kansas toChicago. The son (who had been looking out the windo... more
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