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| Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the f... more
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| Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck. Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck.... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this air... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home. The airport on the... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in th... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would alwa... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?None, it is done by the automatic pilot.... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Little boy to airline pilot: "Youre a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting." Pilot: "Not if I do it right."... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilo... more
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| The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often short-tempered. They not only expected you to know your parking l... more
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