| 91. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?... more
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| 92. | Category: Men jokes |
| QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors.... more
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| 93. | Category: Men jokes |
| The difference between men and womenA man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same... more
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| 94. | Category: Men jokes |
| There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.Theyd be wrong, but you could still use the... more
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| 95. | Category: Men jokes |
| There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:"dont" and "stop".... more
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| 96. | Category: Men jokes |
| There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. T... more
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| 97. | Category: Men jokes |
| This man says to his friend," I stopped driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold the wheel... more
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| 98. | Category: Men jokes |
| Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said... more
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| 99. | Category: Men jokes |
| Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal... more
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| 100. | Category: Men jokes |
| What a woman says: "This place is a mess Cmon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and youll h... more
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| 101. | Category: Men jokes |
| What did God say after she made Eve?"Practice makes perfect."... more
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| 102. | Category: Men jokes |
| What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?A widower.... more
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| 103. | Category: Men jokes |
| What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?A chauffeur.... more
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| 104. | Category: Men jokes |
| What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of the house.... more
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| 105. | Category: Men jokes |
| What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?Close the door.... more
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| 106. | Category: Men jokes |
| What do you do with a bachelor who thinks hes Gods gift? Exchange him.... more
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| 107. | Category: Men jokes |
| What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six pack.... more
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| 108. | Category: Men jokes |
| What does it mean to come home to a man wholl give you some love and tenderness?Youre in the wrong house.... more
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| 109. | Category: Men jokes |
| What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs dont turn into men when they drink.... more
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| 110. | Category: Men jokes |
| What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.... more
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| 111. | Category: Men jokes |
| Whats a man idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.... more
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| 112. | Category: Men jokes |
| Whats the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.... more
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| 113. | Category: Men jokes |
| Whats the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.... more
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| 114. | Category: Men jokes |
| When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.... more
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| 115. | Category: Men jokes |
| When do men insist that women are illogical?When a woman doesnt agree with them.... more
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| 116. | Category: Men jokes |
| Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital.... more
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| 117. | Category: Men jokes |
| Wheres the safest place to hide money from a man?Under the soap... more
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| 118. | Category: Men jokes |
| Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?1) Get away or Ill call the police!!!2) I lo... more
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| 119. | Category: Men jokes |
| Why are men like blenders?You need one, but youre not quite sure why.... more
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| 120. | Category: Men jokes |
| Why are men like paper cups? Theyre disposable... more
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