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| A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along.It smells li... more
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| A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did t... more
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| 3. | Category: Weather jokes |
| How did you find the weather at camp?It was easy. I just went outside - and there it was!... more
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| 4. | Category: Weather jokes |
| How do sheep keep warm in winter ? Central bleating !... more
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| 5. | Category: Weather jokes |
| If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.... more
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| 6. | Category: Weather jokes |
| If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather?An umbrella.... more
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| If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?Because it wasnt raining.... more
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| 8. | Category: Weather jokes |
| What did Santa Clauss wife say during a thunderstorm?Come and look at the rain, dear.... more
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| 9. | Category: Weather jokes |
| What doesnt get any wetter no matter how much it rains?The ocean... more
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| What is a Mexican weather report?Chilli today, hot tamale.... more
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| What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day? A wet one.... more
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| 12. | Category: Weather jokes |
| What person adds best in hot weather?A summer.... more
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| Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.... more
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| Why is it so wet in Great Britain?Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.... more
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| You never get anything right, complained the teacher. What kind of job do you think youll get when you leave school ?Wel... more
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| Youre hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park near London) at the end of a long sunny day. You run across (separately) t... more
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