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| "Your teeth are like the stars," he said, As he pressed her hand, so white. He spoke the truth, for, like the stars, Her... more
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| A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he su... more
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| 3. | Category: Teeth jokes |
| A man coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall. "Oh, dear," he said, "wh... more
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| Beatrice Lillie (Lady Peel) was once accosted by a haughty old dowager who scrutinized her through her lorgnettes. "What... more
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| 5. | Category: Teeth jokes |
| Fan: Ive always admired you. Are your teeth your own? Actor: Whose do you think they are?... more
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| 6. | Category: Teeth jokes |
| How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?Smack a monster.... more
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| 7. | Category: Teeth jokes |
| How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white? BLEEEEEE-YATCH!... more
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| 8. | Category: Teeth jokes |
| Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...Son: I dont know. The dentist kept it... more
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| 9. | Category: Teeth jokes |
| Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out.... more
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| 10. | Category: Teeth jokes |
| What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch, ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth.... more
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| 11. | Category: Teeth jokes |
| What did one tooth say to the other tooth?"Thars gold in them thar fills."... more
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| 12. | Category: Teeth jokes |
| What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.... more
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| 13. | Category: Teeth jokes |
| What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist.... more
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| 14. | Category: Teeth jokes |
| What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese.... more
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| 15. | Category: Teeth jokes |
| What did the tooth say to the dentist?"Fill er up!"... more
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| 16. | Category: Teeth jokes |
| What did the vampire call his false teeth? A new fangled device.... more
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| 17. | Category: Teeth jokes |
| What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?Dental floss !... more
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| 18. | Category: Teeth jokes |
| What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush.... more
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| 19. | Category: Teeth jokes |
| What game do you play if you dont take care of your teeth?Tooth (truth) or Consequences.... more
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| 20. | Category: Teeth jokes |
| What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!... more
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| 21. | Category: Teeth jokes |
| What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano? He said, "Darling, youve got lovely teeth."... more
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| 22. | Category: Teeth jokes |
| What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?The lion closed its mouth t... more
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| 23. | Category: Teeth jokes |
| What has teeth but no mouth?A comb or a saw.... more
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| 24. | Category: Teeth jokes |
| What helps keep your teeth together?Toothpaste.... more
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| 25. | Category: Teeth jokes |
| What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth.Anything else? Then I bend... more
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| 26. | Category: Teeth jokes |
| Whats the best thing to put into a pizza? Your teeth.... more
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| 27. | Category: Teeth jokes |
| Whats the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain... more
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| 28. | Category: Teeth jokes |
| Why are false teeth like stars?Because they come out at night.... more
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| 29. | Category: Teeth jokes |
| Why are vampires like false teeth? They all come out at night.... more
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| 30. | Category: Teeth jokes |
| Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed? To catch her false teeth.... more
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