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| "So glad to meet you" said the Hindu politely ? "Charmed Im sure ", replied the snake !... more
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| A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes...cant see well these days". The Doc fixes him up... more
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| Did you hear about the stupid snake? He lost his skin.... more
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| 4. | Category: Snake jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a python.Oh you cant get round me like that, you know.... more
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| 5. | Category: Snake jokes |
| Have you heard about the slippery eel ? Didnt think so, you wouldnt be able to grasp it !sna... more
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| 6. | Category: Snake jokes |
| Q: What kind of snake is good at math?A: An adder.... more
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| 7. | Category: Snake jokes |
| Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:(A jump rope)"... more
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| 8. | Category: Snake jokes |
| There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey an... more
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| 9. | Category: Snake jokes |
| What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !... more
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| 10. | Category: Snake jokes |
| What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ? Stop crying and viper your nose !... more
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| 11. | Category: Snake jokes |
| What did the snake say to the cornered rat ? Hiss is the end of the line for you !... more
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| 12. | Category: Snake jokes |
| What did the snake say when another asked him the time ? Dont asp me !... more
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| 13. | Category: Snake jokes |
| What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Thanks, Ill just have a sliver !... more
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| 14. | Category: Snake jokes |
| What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil !... more
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| 15. | Category: Snake jokes |
| What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !... more
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| 16. | Category: Snake jokes |
| What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer !... more
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| 17. | Category: Snake jokes |
| What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake !... more
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| 18. | Category: Snake jokes |
| What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa !sna... more
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| 19. | Category: Snake jokes |
| What do you call a snake who works for the governement ? A civil serpent !... more
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| 20. | Category: Snake jokes |
| What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until hes finished.... more
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| 21. | Category: Snake jokes |
| What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ? A bouncing baby boa !... more
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| 22. | Category: Snake jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders !sna... more
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| 23. | Category: Snake jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python? A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to death.... more
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| 24. | Category: Snake jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna... more
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| 25. | Category: Snake jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !... more
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| 26. | Category: Snake jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor !... more
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| 27. | Category: Snake jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog? A fangfurther.... more
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| 28. | Category: Snake jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !... more
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| 29. | Category: Snake jokes |
| What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ? Addercadabra and abradacobra !... more
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| 30. | Category: Snake jokes |
| What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell? Addercadabra and abradacobra.... more
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