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| A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why?The rabbit had two bs already.... more
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| A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves,"What are you doing in there?" she asked.T... more
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| Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? Mother Rabbit: Ill tell you when youre older. Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please,... more
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| Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?Hes the Easter Bungee!... more
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| Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit?It was an inn-grown hare!... more
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| Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.... more
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| Did you hear about the rich rabbit?He was a millionhare!... more
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| How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?Look for gray hares.... more
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| How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?It was won by a hare!... more
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| How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?It had a lot of hare pins!... more
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| How do rabbits get to work?By rabbit transit!... more
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| How do you know when theres a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.... more
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| How do you know when youre eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.... more
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| How do you make a rabbit fast? Dont feed it.... more
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| How do you make a rabbit stew? Keep it waiting.... more
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| How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that shes running out of the woods.... more
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| How is a rabbit like a plum? Theyre both purple, except for the rabbit.... more
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| Lara Rabbit: Do you think thats Sophies natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.... more
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| May I buy half a rabbit?No, we dont split hares!... more
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| My friend is nuts. He thinks hes Bugs Bunny. But Im positive he isnt. How do you know he isnt? Because I am.... more
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| Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!... more
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| Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?A: Curly hare.... more
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| Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me? Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for... more
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| Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with he... more
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| Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "ok we can r... more
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| Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad? I believe hes eating your lettuce.... more
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| What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.... more
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| What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.... more
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| What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?Thistle have to do!... more
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| What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?Join the Hare Force.... more
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