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| "What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holiday... more
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| "You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower." "Really? Which rat was he?"... more
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| Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday.Well he should have got up earlier... more
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| Do you know the 20th President of the United States ? No, we were never introduced !... more
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| How did Columbuss men sleep on their ships ?With their eyes shut !... more
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| How did you do in your tests ?I did what George Washington did !What was that ?Went down in history !... more
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| If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ?His wife !... more
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| Im learning ancient history ?So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times !... more
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| My teacher reminds me of history Shes always repeating herself !... more
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| Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies?A: In his sleevies!... more
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| Teacher: "What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?" Student: "Baseballs." Teacher: "Baseballs?" Student: "Y... more
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| The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon.How many galleons did the get to the mile !... more
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| What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?Toga-ether we can rule the world !... more
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| What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving? He gave tanks.... more
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| What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?A knight light... more
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| What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old ?A year older on his birthday !... more
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| What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?Giddy up horsey !... more
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| What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.... more
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| What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ?I dont know, I wasnt invited !... more
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| What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ? They both have the as their middle names !... more
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| What do history teachers make when they want to get together ?Dates !... more
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| What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummys tomb indicate ?The registration of the car that ran him over !... more
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| What English King invented the fireplace ?Alfred the grate !... more
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| What famous chiropodist ruled England ?William the Corn-cutter!... more
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| What was Camelot ?A place where people parked their camels !... more
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| What was Camelot famous for ?Its knight life !... more
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| What was King Arthurs favourite game ?Knights and crosses !... more
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| What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?Sat down !... more
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| What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans ?Speaking Latin !... more
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| When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?He was afraid that if he sat down that... more
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