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| "May I take your order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special sir," he replied. "... more
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| A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.... more
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| A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he w... more
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| A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he w... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes |
| A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big fat... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes |
| A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big fat... more
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| A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of ras... more
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| A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There was a big sign posted.... more
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| A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.... more
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| A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldnt find one big enough for her family.She a... more
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| A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter. "Give me a corned beef sandwich," he ordered."Corned b... more
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| 12. | Category: Food jokes |
| A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.... more
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| A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. "Ill have fish and chips twice," he orders. "Sure, I heard you th... more
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| 14. | Category: Food jokes |
| An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is... more
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| 15. | Category: Food jokes |
| An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is... more
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| An irate woman burst into the bakers shop and said, "I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning but when I... more
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| And whats your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy. "Butter." "I hope your first names not Roland," smirked the... more
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| At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and eve... more
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| At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boys ear. "There!" he said proudly. "I bet your Mum can... more
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| 20. | Category: Food jokes |
| Boy: Whats black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and dont worry about whats in the tin.... more
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| 21. | Category: Food jokes |
| Camper: Theres something wrong with my hot dog.Cook: Dont tell me. Im not a veterinarian.... more
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| 22. | Category: Food jokes |
| Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls? She told them that a well broug... more
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| 23. | Category: Food jokes |
| Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods?One was "a-salted."... more
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| 24. | Category: Food jokes |
| Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?... more
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| 25. | Category: Food jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a slice of bread. Doctor: Youve got to stop loafing around.... more
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| 26. | Category: Food jokes |
| Dont eat the cookies so fast theyll keep. I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !... more
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| 27. | Category: Food jokes |
| First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips... more
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| 28. | Category: Food jokes |
| Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: Its a bit tough. Flo: Thats strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist thi... more
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| 29. | Category: Food jokes |
| Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.... more
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| Fred! What did I say Id do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? Thats funny, Mom. I cant remember eithe... more
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