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    Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasnt. Teacher: Did he hurt you? Nigel: No, but he screamed... more

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    Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?""Because they are drawing-rooms, my son."... more

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    Pardon me for a moment, please," said the dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this work I must have my drill.""... more

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    Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?" "Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door.Dentist... more

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    Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someones mouth."Dentist: "I just think of it as having my... more

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    Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth?Dentist: Dont smile in a bad neighborhood.... more

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    Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction.Young dentist: Dont worry, its my first extrac... more

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    Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasnt the one I wanted pulled.Dentist: Relax, Im coming to it.... more

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    Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain... more

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    Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly?Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist... more

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    What did the dentist say to the computer?...This wont hurt a byte... more

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    What did the dentist say to the golfer?"You have a hole in one. "... more

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    What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A molar bear... more

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    What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?...Fill me in when you get back... more

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    What did the werewolf eat after hed had his teeth taken out? The dentist.... more

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    What do you call a dentist in the army ?A drill sergeant !... more

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    What do you call the Scottish dentist ?Phil McCavity !... more

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    What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?...He braces himself... more

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    What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque.... more

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    What game did the dentist play when she was a child?...Caps and robbers... more

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    What is a dentists office?A filling station.... more

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    What is a drill team?A group of dentists who work together.... more

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    What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ?Tooth Hurty !... more

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    What to do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth... more

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    What was the dentist doing in Panama?...Looking for the Root Canal... more

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    Whats worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you.... more

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    Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the filling station... more

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    While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling. Nodding to me, she said, "Thank go... more

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    Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? Draculas dentist.... more

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    Why are you laughing? My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I dont see much to laugh about in that. But it was the... more





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