| 61. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What is another way to describe a cat ?A heat seeking missile !... more
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| 62. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What is another way to describe a cat ?A heat seeking missile !... more
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| 63. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What is cleverer than a talking cat ?A spelling bee !... more
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| 64. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What is the cats favourite TV show ?The evening mews !... more
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| 65. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ?A catameringue !... more
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| 66. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?A first aid kitty !... more
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| 67. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What looks like half a cat ?The other half !... more
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| 68. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !... more
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| 69. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ?An acrocat !... more
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| 70. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Whats furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws ?A posse cat !... more
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| 71. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Whats the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?A catastrophe !... more
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| 72. | Category: Cat jokes |
| When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?When your a mouse !... more
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| 73. | Category: Cat jokes |
| When the cats away.....?The house smells better !... more
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| 74. | Category: Cat jokes |
| When the cats away.....?The house smells better !... more
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| 75. | Category: Cat jokes |
| When you call a dog, they usually come to you.When you call a cat; they take a message.... more
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| 76. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !... more
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| 77. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Who was the most powerful cat in China ?Chairman Miaow !... more
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| 78. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Why are black cats such good singers?Theyre very mewsical.... more
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| 79. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?Because theyre let out in the evening and taking in in t... more
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| 80. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !... more
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| 81. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !... more
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| 82. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Why did the cat sleep under the car ?Because she wanted to wake up oily !... more
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| 83. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Why do black cats never shave ?Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !... more
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| 84. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Why do cats chase birds ?For a lark !... more
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| 85. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Why do tomcats fight ?Because they like raising a stink !... more
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| 86. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?There was some money in the kitty !... more
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| 87. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ?They are both ginger nuts !... more
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| 88. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Why was the cat afraid of the tree?Because of the tree bark.... more
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| 89. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Why was the cat so small ?Because it only ate condensed milk !... more
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| 90. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Why was the cat so small ?Because it only ate condensed milk !... more
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