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| A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very exc... more
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| A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. Theres no room, they said. Its full up! B... more
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| As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it be... more
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| Bus passenger: Id like a ticket to New York, please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not, Im in the... more
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| Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!... more
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| Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect well pick up speed now youre getting off!... more
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| Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I wont stand in your way.... more
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| Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I wont stand in your way.... more
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| Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didnt hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they dont. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.... more
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| 11. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesnt therell be a very big splash.... more
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| Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No, theyre stopping to let the p... more
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| 13. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Have you seen the bus website?Yes - its just the ticket!... more
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| 14. | Category: Bus jokes |
| How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus.... more
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| 15. | Category: Bus jokes |
| How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus.... more
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| 16. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Is everyone in the bus? asked the driver before he closed the door. No, called a lady, wait until I get my clothes on. A... more
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| Janet: Whats the difference between a cake and a school bus ?Jill: I dont know.Janet: Im glad I didnt send you to pick u... more
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| Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: Theres an a... more
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| Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!... more
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| 20. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Q: What is a bus ?A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.... more
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| 21. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, youd stand up... more
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| 22. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Sam left work after a tiring day. Take the bus home, suggested a friend. My mother would only make me take it back, Sam... more
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| 23. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Teacher: Tommy Russell, youre late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. Its my bus - its always coming late. Teacher: Well, if its... more
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| 24. | Category: Bus jokes |
| What "bus" crossed the ocean?Columbus.... more
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| 25. | Category: Bus jokes |
| What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on.... more
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| 26. | Category: Bus jokes |
| What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash.... more
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| 27. | Category: Bus jokes |
| What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead.... more
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| 28. | Category: Bus jokes |
| What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?The deceased !... more
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| 29. | Category: Bus jokes |
| What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!... more
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| 30. | Category: Bus jokes |
| What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.... more
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