| 31. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isnt made up yet.... more
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| 32. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When Mr Maxwells wife left him, he couldnt sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.... more
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| 33. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.... more
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| 34. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds.... more
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| 35. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip.... more
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| 36. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?He wanted to see how long he slept.... more
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| 37. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.... more
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| 38. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.... more
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| 39. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?She wanted to see how long she slept.... more
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| 40. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the kid punch the bed?His mother told him to hit the hay.... more
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| 41. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?To draw the curtains !... more
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| 42. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.... more
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| 43. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why do people go to bed? Because the bed wont come to them.... more
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| 44. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why do you go to bed?Because the bed will not come to you.... more
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| 45. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?Because he sleeps on a waterbed !... more
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| 46. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why shouldnt you believe a person in bed?Because he is lying.... more
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| 47. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Witch: Doctor, doctor, I dont feel well. Doctor: Dont worry, youll just have to go to bed for a spell.... more
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| 48. | Category: Bed jokes |
| You cant have any more chocolates tonight. Its not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise Ill l... more
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