| 61. | Category: Pig jokes  |
| Pigs dont look very smart to me. Sure, they are. You ever see a sow try to make a silk purse out of a farmers ear?... more
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| 62. | Category: Pig jokes |
| Pigs explanation for the creation of the Universe: The Pig Bang Theory.... more
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| 63. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Pilot says: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free... more
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| 64. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Pilot: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best... more
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| 65. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck. Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck.... more
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| 66. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Pilot: Tower, theres a runway light burning. Tower: Im sure there must be dozens of lights burning.Pilot: Sorry, I mean... more
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| 67. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his girlfriend. "Every time we make love," she said, "I get splinters." So Pi... more
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| 68. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.... more
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| 69. | Category: School jokes |
| Playing truant from school is like a credit cardFun now, pay later !... more
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| 70. | Category: Police jokes |
| Polceman: "Im afraid that Im going to have to lock you up for the night."Man: "Whats the charge?"Polceman: "Oh, theres n... more
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| 71. | Category: Police jokes |
| Police Chief: As a recruit, youll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had to arrest your mothe... more
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| 72. | Category: Police jokes |
| Police Chief: Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?Officer: Im making a house arrest... more
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| 73. | Category: Police jokes |
| Police Chief: Why did you arrest that doctor?Officer: He was trying to take someones pulse.... more
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| 74. | Category: Police jokes |
| Police Chief: Why did you ticket the computer?Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.... more
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| 75. | Category: Police jokes |
| Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.... more
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| 76. | Category: Police jokes |
| Police Chief: Why do you spend all your time trying to hit flies?Officer: You assigned me to the swat team, didnt you?... more
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| 77. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home.... more
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| 78. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wi... more
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| 79. | Category: Police jokes |
| Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula? Dracula: Looking for the main artery, officer... more
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| 80. | Category: Police jokes |
| Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle.Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog cant even... more
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| 81. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?Motorist: Im in a car pool.... more
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| 82. | Category: Travel and tourist jokes |
| Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?Driver: I love to travel.... more
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| 83. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Police Officer: Why were you speeding?Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.... more
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| 84. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Are you going to a fire?Motorist: No, Im trying to prevent one. Thats what my boss said would happen if I wer... more
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| 85. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen?Criminal: It wasnt when I took it.... more
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| 86. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car?Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?... more
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| 87. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you hear me whistle at you?Woman Driver: Sure, but I dont flirt when I drive.... more
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| 88. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you hear my siren?Motorist: Sure, thats why I sped up.... more
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| 89. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you see my lights flashing?Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.... more
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| 90. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you see that stop sign?Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.... more
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