| 31. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes  |
| I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the... more
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| 32. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| I looked into a blondes eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!... more
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| 33. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| I love the lines men use to get us into bed. "Please, Ill only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?... more
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| 34. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| I married Miss Right. I just didnt know her first name was Always.... more
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| 35. | Category: Face jokes |
| I never forget a face, but in your case Ill make an exception.... more
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| 36. | Category: Internet jokes |
| I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now Ive changed my mind.Lets hope your new one works better then... more
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| 37. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts.... she gave me change!... more
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| 38. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I cant break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.""What is... more
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| 39. | Category: Computer jokes |
| I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my... more
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| 40. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory... more
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| 41. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at itcause it was prettier than most.The clerk said... more
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| 42. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said: Come on in. Theyre... more
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| 43. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| I say waiter, theres a fly in my soup! Well throw him a doughnut - they make fantastic life belts!... more
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| 44. | Category: Baby jokes |
| I see the babys nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Cant you think of... more
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| 45. | Category: Internet jokes |
| I see youve got your bill for using the InternetYes, and my dads really going to get the hump!... more
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| 46. | Category: Internet jokes |
| I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!Dont you mean netsurfing?No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer... more
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| 47. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake? No!... more
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| 48. | Category: Food jokes |
| I thought you were trying to get into shape?I am. The shape Ive selected is a triangle.... more
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| 49. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?Thats right, Sir.So... more
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| 50. | Category: Pig jokes |
| I told you not to let those pigs In my office. Now, look whats happened. Theyve eaten all the dates off my calendar!... more
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| 51. | Category: E-mail jokes |
| I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer.How do you manage that?I think it was when I tried to push it through th... more
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| 52. | Category: Internet jokes |
| I use the internet to tell me what the weathers like.How do you do that?I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I... more
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| 53. | Category: Humor jokes |
| I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months Ive developed quite an attachment for her.It go... more
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| 54. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.... more
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| 55. | Category: Hair and bald jokes |
| I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one !... more
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| 56. | Category: Space jokes |
| I want to be an astronaut when I grow up.What high hopes you have !... more
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| 57. | Category: Political jokes |
| I want to become a politician when I grow up so Ive made a list of skills I want to aquire, butIve only come up with one... more
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| 58. | Category: Military jokes |
| I was an Air Force ICBM launch control officer in South Dakota. Two officers pulled 24-hour alerts in a launch control c... more
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| 59. | Category: Fishing jokes |
| I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said "its me or your fishing."Gee I miss her.... more
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| 60. | Category: Fishing jokes |
| I was glad when one fish got away.There just wasnt room in the boat for both of us!... more
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