| 31. | Category: Political jokes  |
| Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve. Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning.... more
|
| 32. | Category: Political jokes |
| Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season. Republicans do too, all year round.... more
|
| 33. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor, biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to... more
|
| 34. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient:... more
|
| 35. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!"... more
|
| 36. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Dentist: "You dont need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside."... more
|
| 37. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Dentist: Dont worry. Im painless.Patient: Im not.... more
|
| 38. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but dont worry it will take just five minutes.Patient: And how much will it co... more
|
| 39. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures.Patient: Okay doc, but dont forg... more
|
| 40. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved.Assistant: Why dont you marry her?Dentist: I cant afford to. Shes my bes... more
|
| 41. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs?Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.... more
|
| 42. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting?Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."... more
|
| 43. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.... more
|
| 44. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin ta night schoo... more
|
| 45. | Category: Hunting jokes |
| Dick and Bob were on a hunting trip. At nightfall, Dick complained, Weve been hunting all day. Weve shot at five deer -... more
|
| 46. | Category: Children jokes |
| Dick and Jane were arguing furiously over the breakfast table. Oh youre so stupid! shouted Dick.Dick! said their father... more
|
| 47. | Category: Brother and sister jokes |
| Did the bionic monster have a brother ?No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!... more
|
| 48. | Category: School jokes |
| Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoahs court!... more
|
| 49. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Did u know that a condom had a serial number? No, I never had to unroll one that far.... more
|
| 50. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh, well hes back in town and wants your new number.... more
|
| 51. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, "Taxi!"... more
|
| 52. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Did you find my horse well behaved?Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!... more
|
| 53. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Did you hear about Draculas Christmas party ?It was a scream !... more
|
| 54. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Did you hear about Mike Tysons horse?It got angry and bit at the champ!... more
|
| 55. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Did you hear about Mrs Dimwits new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because i... more
|
| 56. | Category: Religious jokes |
| Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovahs witness? - He refused becuase he hadnt seen the accident.... more
|
| 57. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?He always liked to make a stink!... more
|
| 58. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?He was the last of his race!... more
|
| 59. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Did you hear about the auto mechanic who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying under the couch?... more
|
| 60. | Category: Business jokes |
| Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughters college educati... more
|
